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I took a walk today in hopes of purchasing gifts for all you niggas. Unfortunatly, I suck at it. Anyway, I went to "The Dam." It's basically a big square filled with tourists, high priced cafes (to rip off said tourists), and weird entertainers. Think of it as a gross French Quarter. I fucking hate The Dam. So here I am, strolling through The Dam with hate in my heart, when all of a sudden I get a free laugh. I spot a Segway Tour. A tour for people who want to pay to look like douches. It doesn't get much worse than that.
That's not the Dam, but that is a group of douches.
I also had the pleasure of seeing the definition of class today. With the tram schedule all fucked because of the Gay Pride parades this weekend, I made the executive decision to walk two miles back to the house. So there I am, cruising down a street, dodging through tourists when I come up on a family. Dad's smoking a J wearing his Metallica T-shirt, passed it to Mom. The kid's just chilling with them, he probably was quite chilling inhaling all that herb into his 5 year old lungs. Isn't that just the definition of class?
Eurotrash love fries, and they are damn tasty. Just thought I'd share that with you...
I've been watching alot of 24 and I've come to a conclusion. The women in that show are 1 of 3 things: A (stupid), B (bitches), or C (stupid bitches). Generally when I watch the show and a woman does something, I collaspe in awe, in awe of their irrational thought. Just watch, test my theory. I'm getting close to finishing season two. It makes season one look like an episode of "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood." Though it's alot more split into segments, and some I strongly dislike. Maybe I'll knock out season three before my return, considering I watch 8 episodes a night.
If this is my last post...then so be it. I'll probably change the url when I get back. As for smuggling of liquor. I'm gonna try and sneak the jager, but unless I feel really inspired Monday, that'll be it.


3 Comments:
Three things:
1. E3 is indeed dead as we know it. The current thinking is that another (more gamer-centric) show will grow to fill the void (don't say goodbye to the booth babes, just yet).
2. Segways rock as a concept, suck as an invention, and blow as a style statement.
3. 24 - season three is probably my favorite (other than the last one), and yes the girls on 24 are complete imbeciles or they are evil, and sometimes both. That's Jack Bauer's theme song is the Dr. Dre classic, "Bitches ain't Shit But Hoes and Tricks." True story.
Kellen! I was just told about your blog so I had a lot of catching up to do!! Segway tour group is maybe the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Have you seen those beer bike tour people? Ya know where like 7 people sit in a circle and peddle around Amsterdam? Yea, they're trying to make that socially acceptable in Boston now... don't know how it's gonna go over, but it's damn funny to watch!
you write the way you speak, my friend, and i enjoy it. im in the middle of a completely sketchy public library and the black man next to me is looking at myspace pages of tennaged girls. not comfy for Kyle. i've enjoyed your adventures. when are you coming back?
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