I'm the damn hero of Canton

May Malcolm Reynolds be with you. But more on that in a minute.

It's been high 80's here everyday, which is a blast when you dont have A/C and you packed flannel. Because of this said heat wave, it's titty season in Amsterdam.

It's that time of the year where all the good Dutch women let their titties come out and greet the unwashed masses for a brief period of a week, or so it usually is. This summer has been uncharacteristically hot for Europe. The Frenchies are dieing cause it's so hot, but oh well. I've been indoors alot. With a fan, a psp, and a dark room, I've been couping. Regardless, everytime I come home from somewhere that I saw a ridiculous amount of hawt ladies, I have to knock one back to the bitches. So here's to the bitches!!

I looked pained... That's because I decided to turn the camera off (the power and shutter are way too close) 3 times before succeeded in photographing this moment. Needless to say, I consumed more of the beer in a minute than I would have liked, oh well, 22 more to go.

I've also been playing gross amounts of MHF (Monster Hunter Freedom for all the ignorant people out there). It's fun, but just like single player on console, it can be very cheap. I soloed "A Troublesome Pair", now I have to solo "Four Horns" to advance to HR2 (theres only 5lvs). I'll explain all the things I've learned when I get back. I'm friggen stoked about Valkyrie Profile!! I can't wait! I might not make it two weeks. Thanks guys for picking it up for me, I hope Erin drove my car, for I do not want Chase to. He drives too much like a Guy for my tastes. Please don't lock my keys in a room, Erin. Anyway, I'll give you cold hard cash when I get back. Simera in September...stoked.


Now back to what I was talking about earlier; If Firefly was a religon, I would gladly goto church. Fuck, I'd be a disciple. This is my calling: Spreading to good word of Malcolm Reynolds to the world, sharing wisdom such as, "Have you ever been with a warrior women?", and undoubtedly sharing the fair teaching of Shepard Book. Missionaries go from door to door, in brown coats, handing out DVDs of the pilot. There's path to follow depending on what character you choose to model your life after (me, of course, being Wash). So really, it's so much more. I'd really look forward to the followers of Inara =). The deserves a "Shwing!" Sunday mass is a Saturday night bar fight, and the followers of the Mal path have to punch someone. However, only once a month are the forced to punch a bitch.
Yea...I could do that...

I lost about 4 years off my life as blogspot.com gave me such a hard time loading these images. Oh well, finally done.

Sorry about comments, somehow I turned on comment moderation and it wouldnt post comments till I approved them. I approved all pending and now it off. Before, I was going to stop bloging, but then I saw all the comments! Now ill have to find something to write about. Thanks for defragging my computer chase.

I've made the decision (with my father the other night when we got drunk together at a pub, well two really) that I'm going to smuggle ridiculous amount of liquor back home. It's really cheap here, and if customs busts me I'm just gonna fork it over and say 'I didn't know.' Duty-Free is the way to go, everything is 5 to 10 euro cheaper than the States, that's about $15. I love Europe, but only for the bitches and alchohol. I would also like to share that I drank 5 beers posting this...enjoy. My picture of tits didn't load, ill go take a picture of some tomorow...maybe

Hopefully I get into more trouble for your sake.