I'd be one bitchin' celebrity

So basically since I came here I've become the unofficial "master of the internet." Not to be confused with He-man and his posse of do-gooders. I pretty much sit here, sifting the internet for goodies, when I'm not running errands in Amsterdam with my mom.

So I found these pictures and I couldnt pass em up. They're pretty old (the Oscars this year) but made me laugh for about five minutes.

The first one is the best. Jake Gyllenhaal, obviously drunk, doing his best impression of a scary fucking "Where's Waldo?" in Brokeback Mountain director, Ang Lee's, photos.

This makes me think. If I was a celebrity at an event where I was nominated for a significant award and there was an open bar...fuck I'd be rich so it wouldn't even matter if it was locked and guarded by Michael Clark Duncan...I'd be plastered too. Not only that, I'd be in multiple "sexy" relationships with Elisha Cuthbert, Kiera Knightly...and Jessica Alba could come too. I'd drive my motorcycle (because I'd have one) tracking down Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan, just so I could slap the shit out of them. Yea...Russel Crowe style, but without a phone. I'd be one kickass dude.

Back to reality, or atleast sorta. This makes me wish I got paid to write about pictures people gave me...I could do that.

Well, now that I think about it...probably not.

Also, the reason I haven't put any real photos up is because they are all in my camera. I guess I'll get them developed before I get home, but I really don't think I'm gonna be able to get a photo CD. Plus, those things are generally piss quality, and I have to photoshop to make up for lost ground. Most, if not all, of my pictures are from Istanbul. When I get them all developed, y'all will be the first to see them -for erin