7.27.2006

You can't catch a nigga with the last name Speed

I'm trying to make up for depriving you poor people of your entertainment for so long. I'll be your tamborine monkey just alittle longer.

I come to the conclusion that Turkish and I have simular patterns with women. First of all, one of his ex's is a stripper, one got knocked up. One of mine is potentially a porn star, and another potential prospect (we flirted a ton, she wanted me to goto homecoming with her, yea im a youngin, i declined. She went with another dude who all she did was bitch about, then went back to clinging onto her ex of 4years. Long story short, she got preggers and married the homecoming dude) popped a baby out at 19. I'm getting old. My parents had me at 25, pregnant at 24, that's 4-5years away. How far away are you Ella, Erin, Chase, Jason (cause one day someone is gonna forget something, I wont be able to handle pregnant Racheal, she's too much already)? However, I think 25 is a good age. My parents are 45, or something... and they live in Amsterdam. No kid, no worries. You get to be young and raise the kid. I just dont know though, that's getting close. I cant even decided if I want to be in school.

This just in, a member of N'SYNC is gay!!
No shit. Is this supposed to suprise me? That's like say Wesley Snipes is black (not mentioning he's the blackest nigga around). It's time for a visual.













Snipes looks straight up homeless here. I don't even recognize him unless he's kicking someone in the teeth or killing vampires.

Now please don't get me wrong, I'm beyond cool with gay. However, we live in an age of predijuce. Actually, it would be nieve to say that. We live within an eternity of it. I look forward to that future where the chicks at McDonald's are smoking and everyone is equal, except maybe women. =) Regardless, people will always think they are better than each other, and that's where the problem lies. I, personally and all moral issues aside, think homosexuals should have all the rights of straight people. Here's where it gets gray though. I really want to be totally down with them adopting, I really do. The problem is though, not that wouldnt raise the kid right, it's how much shit that kid is going to get from his peers. I'm not agaisnt them adopting, I'm just looking forward to a time when they can and no one cares.

I think I'm this way because of the enviroment I've always been in. Most of the time I've gone to a gay hair dresser, even when I was little. Then I had a gay man for my boss for over a year. Just doesnt bother me. I'm not an advocate, I just dont care. Much like with many things in my life. Bottom line: Gay is OK, especially hot babes.

(Picture was going to go here, but about half way through posting everytime blogspot.com doesn't let me post anymore without rebooting or changing computers...so fuck it)

While on the whole pop culture train, I decided to finally visit thesuperficial.com out of my own free will. I love this kind of stuff, so it was bond to happen sometime. I found this wonderful quote from ms. britney spears, who apparently doesn't give what she types a moment's thought. We call these people morons:

"In some ways, people are a lot like animals. I'm mesmerized by tigers. Their eyes, their stripes, their constant quest for survival. They almost have a sense of mysteriousness about them. They pull you in and make it difficult to look away. They make you wonder what is behind their gaze. A sense of eerie awe comes over you in their presence. The fear they give you when you pass them is stunning. Behold the beauty of the tiger."

Be happy my blog isnt like this.

Joel, if you haven't yet read my comment on your kevin smith post I highly recomend you do so now. It's a nice quote from the master himself and an awesome interview, you wont be disapointed.

Enjoy yourselfs bitches, it's a celebration

6 Comments:

Blogger Daddy Rogue said...

Lance Bass is gay? Oh no it's the apocalypse, up is down, down is up, dogs and cats living together, total chaos...wait a minute... you mean Lance Bass from N'sync, oh hell, we knew he was gay.

Just wrote a new blog about that actually, check it out. Thanks for the Kevin Smith quote, but I had already heard about that whole hubbub. Actually I listened to an interview with Kevin and Mr. Siegal on Opie and Anthony on the radio. It was sweet.

July 27, 2006 8:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, it's 3:30 and I'm on the computer, I'm obviously bored. I decide to see what you're up to, but first I realize I haven't jerked off in like a week and a half. Well, I wanted to let you know instead of my shit being caught by the towel upon sploogination, the towel was like a wall and shot it back at me.

I kind of thought of that as an allegory for your witty retorts.

Well, minus witty, and more dirty. And more like playing the skeet game.

And I lost at it.

-kaiseigh kugl4r

July 28, 2006 10:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm just waiting for all the other members of those bands to come out.

Whoever they are.

I guess having all those hit singles ddn't do a damn thing for me knowing who they are or caring about their sexual orientation.
However, if anyone says Conor Oberst is gay, I will kick them in the teeth and watch them bleed.

July 30, 2006 3:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oops. Forgot to put my name on the last comment.

July 30, 2006 3:08 AM  
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